Tek will save us from the Snownados. Tek will save us all.
Snow. Youkilis. And Tek. But there’s so much snow, guys. SO. MUCH. SNOW. It’s 11 degrees. ELEVEN. That’s significant, Spinal Tap fans. So I’m distracted. Bear with me. You know. Polar bears have a lot...
View ArticleDODGING (hah! a pun! a pun!) Joe Torre. Carlos Silva. Jason Varitek. And...
Joe Torre is NO LONGER AT MLB! Why? Because he wants to be George Steinbrenner when he grows up. Sorry, Bud Selig. You’re going to have to find another sleepover pal to play Truth or Dare with on...
View ArticleJorge Posada is a Cheap Trick.
Day four of crutches. I think it’s starting to get to me. Oh. Maybe that’s the Cheap Trick on repeat. Girl’s gotta dance, people. Even if it’s only inside her head. You know what sucks about not being...
View ArticleWell, there you go. Pedro says keep Tek forever.
When Pedro says something, the gods themselves listen. True story. Like, this one time, he was like, wow, I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich. And these birds flocked from the trees and learned how...
View ArticleWould you like some Salt with your comeback tour?
With just months to go before the amazing Red Sox Comeback Tour 2012, our very own Saltalamacchia did the sensible thing- and accepted money to stay another year. 2.5 million will buy a lot of Salt....
View ArticleThe baseball old folks’ home preps to add a few. Will require annex for...
J.D. Drew is “probably” retiring, reports today indicate. Despite the mad flurry of Drew-hate peppering the nation over the past two years, I’ve never had a huge problem with you, J.D. I find your...
View ArticleHow ya doin’ this morning, Tom Brady?
I’d like to dedicate this song to Mr. Tom Brady. I’d continue to harass you about your devastating loss to New York last night, Tom, but if TMZ is correct, you have enough problems this morning, don’t...
View ArticleI am alive. Apparently, you CAN live without… *sigh*… Jason… VARITEKKKKKK
I am alive. Thanks for asking. Seriously. The thirty bazillion messages you guys have sent me over the past three weeks have been a nice interruption from my days of working and pretending to unpack. I...
View ArticleMulder says we should believe in you, Dice-K. But I have been hurt before.
Happy Jon Lester day, everybody! Sorry, just practicing. That’s right! The most Lesterish of all the lefties is primed to attack opening day.You’re watching, right? Because apparently Lester’s father...
View ArticleJon Lester is punishing us for taking away the chicken.
Do you ever think it’s on purpose? Like, for some reason, Jon Lester is mad at us? My puppy does this sometimes. Not so much anymore now that she’s a grown up (take note, Jon Lester). But you hear...
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